Many of you will see [Revisited] and go, "What're you talking about?" Well on my first blog I wrong a sort of series - a saga - titled Difficulties of Persuasion. There were many parts to it, and as I can't find my first blog I can't say what part this one would be.
Essentially what the series was was about me, women, dating and all that.
Anyway...
Girls go crazy about wanting to be this way. Many go to the gym incessantly wanting legs like this; bodies like that. Trying to be whatever their mind (and pop culture) drives them to be like. The impossible that would have them love them self, or feel about them self the way that they should.
I saw a girl walking through town today in tall boots and a short skirt; legs that were nice to look at when she stood at the crosswalk waiting for the light to change. It only took a few seconds to realize something slightly jarring. Usually legs like that are just nice to look at. When they walk, they're like jello. Not muscular. Not firm. Not defined. Just... nice to look at until they move.
To be honest, I've only been with one person who's body was petite, and was "as advertised." I didn't even get anywhere aside from slight physical contact. But a girl who hit the gym, and was sturdy. Firm.
But I digress...
Essentially what my day boiled down to was, "Do you want someone who looks nice, but has a tiny ass and breasts, is mead of 'toothpicks' and probably isn't into fun stuff, and has everything that look like it should be tight when it moves having a little jiggle? Or would you prefer a woman who flaunts curves, has real breasts, an ass that was made to spank and grab, and a body that knows it should move?"
Guys, the latter is the right answer.
Oct 20, 2016
Oct 17, 2016
NFL Week VI
Everyone's in a stink about what'll happen to Dak Prescott when Tony Romo is 100%. To me, the Dallas Cowboys have the same issue as the Patriots; lots of talent. Dak Prescott is amazing to watch in the pocket even as it collapses around him. He's calm and cool under pressure. Tony Romo will have a run for his money when he gets back to 100% for that starting quarterback spot.
Prescott also has a ton of backup from his running backs, they sell those fake hand offs so damn well. Some fakes are like super exaggerated, but Dak and his runners do it just right.
Aaron Rodgers, I don't even know. People seem to think everything else is the problem in Green Bay, but I need to agree with Colin Cowherd that he is part of the problem too. It all needs work to become a better team.
Also... who designed those uniforms?
The Panthers kicker missed an extra point. Need I say more? And we can learn Cam Newton's Law of football; the Panthers shall not win. The did make a game of it toward the end, but my goodness it was painful to watch.
The Giants defensive line was amazing this week; they held the Ravens off at the goal line; a beautiful thing to watch. Eli Manning has a god send in Odell Beckham Jr; that guy can run.
At the end of the game it looked like Patriots ran off with the game, but the whole first part it was a battle. The Patriots were behind more often than not.
Tom Brady has been making excellent use of Rob Gronkowski; I think he had more catches against the Bengals than he had the whole time Brady was suspended.
I'm gonna be honest here; the Dolphins look to be a force to be reckoned with this season. Their play against the Steelers was phenomenal.
The Colts... oh my. Andrew Luck does not look comfortable at all in the pocket. He looks like a rookie. It's kinda sad to watch. lol
Brock Osweiler looked to be way off his game today. Lamar Miller though has an amazing read on the field; he can make beautiful running plays. I look forward to watching his season unfold.
Prescott also has a ton of backup from his running backs, they sell those fake hand offs so damn well. Some fakes are like super exaggerated, but Dak and his runners do it just right.
Aaron Rodgers, I don't even know. People seem to think everything else is the problem in Green Bay, but I need to agree with Colin Cowherd that he is part of the problem too. It all needs work to become a better team.
Also... who designed those uniforms?
The Panthers kicker missed an extra point. Need I say more? And we can learn Cam Newton's Law of football; the Panthers shall not win. The did make a game of it toward the end, but my goodness it was painful to watch.
The Giants defensive line was amazing this week; they held the Ravens off at the goal line; a beautiful thing to watch. Eli Manning has a god send in Odell Beckham Jr; that guy can run.
At the end of the game it looked like Patriots ran off with the game, but the whole first part it was a battle. The Patriots were behind more often than not.
Tom Brady has been making excellent use of Rob Gronkowski; I think he had more catches against the Bengals than he had the whole time Brady was suspended.
I'm gonna be honest here; the Dolphins look to be a force to be reckoned with this season. Their play against the Steelers was phenomenal.
The Colts... oh my. Andrew Luck does not look comfortable at all in the pocket. He looks like a rookie. It's kinda sad to watch. lol
Brock Osweiler looked to be way off his game today. Lamar Miller though has an amazing read on the field; he can make beautiful running plays. I look forward to watching his season unfold.
Oct 6, 2016
Pokémon Go; 2nd Gen and Breeding
With the slight lull in user base, Pokémon may be searching for a way to draw everyone back. Then again, I could be wrong.
Between the rumours of 2nd Generation Pokémon coming into the game, trading, breeding, person versus person battling... There could be a lot coming. But when? only The Pokémon Company and Niantic knows. Until then we can speculate and talk about it.
First and foremost, 2nd Generation; here's hoping it takes an update. I enjoyed the idea of that, where the Professor comes back and offers one of the 2nd Generation starter. That or offer and egg. Maybe make it coincide with the starter you chose at first. Then once it hatches the newer generation fills the game.
After this comes evolutions for the 2nd Generation, and those that link to the 1st Generation. Pichu could only be bred into the game, as would Tyrogue, Igglybuff, Cleffa, Smoochum, Elekid, Magby. How would breeding work? Would it cost candy? Does this mean Pokémon would be assigned genders? Ditto would currently be a huge help in this endeavour.
Other evolutions from 1st Generation are Steelix, Scizor, Hitmontop, Crobat, Kingdra, Slowking, Blissey, Bellossom, Politoed, Espeon and Umbreon, Porygon 2. So many deal with trading, and item attachment. But we need to remember Alakazam, Machamp, Golem, and Gengar were all evolved by trading; in Pokémon Go all of these evolutions came purely by candy, so remove that idea from your mind.
All Evolution Stone evolutions also came by candy, so to me that would remove evolution with items attached too, alongside all new Evolution Stone evolutions. This making the Steelix, Scizor, Politoed, Kingdra, Slowking, and Poygon 2 trades botched by trades and items, and Politoed, Bellossom, and Slowking are botched by Evolution Stones.
The easiest way to see this without Niantic having to change the code for most of the game is... all evolutions coninuing my candy. How would they decide which Poliwhirl, Gloom, Slowpoke, Tyrogue, and Eevee would continue to go to? Same as the original Eevee.
I found the nickname trick worked for the first time I used each one. Then the seem to evolve to keep the quantity of evolutions Eevee by their number. Jolteon, Vaporeon, Flareon. If my find is correct, then the next evolutions could be decided by time of day, as the game - just like Google Maps - does change with day time and night time. So maybe they'll follow along that way once, or constantly for Espeon and Umbreon.
Tyrogue would need stat changers to be part of the game and evolve like on GameBoy. But again, that's going by the original games. It could be as simple as a bred Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan hatch a Tyrogue that evolves to a Hitmontop. Two Hitmonlee make a Tyrogue the evolves to Hitmonlee; two Hitmonchan hatch a Tyrogue that Evolves to a Hitmonchan. All - of course - by candy.
Eventually these things will have to come out. 2nd Generation shouldn't be too far off. Maybe Christmas time, if not sooner.
Between the rumours of 2nd Generation Pokémon coming into the game, trading, breeding, person versus person battling... There could be a lot coming. But when? only The Pokémon Company and Niantic knows. Until then we can speculate and talk about it.
First and foremost, 2nd Generation; here's hoping it takes an update. I enjoyed the idea of that, where the Professor comes back and offers one of the 2nd Generation starter. That or offer and egg. Maybe make it coincide with the starter you chose at first. Then once it hatches the newer generation fills the game.
After this comes evolutions for the 2nd Generation, and those that link to the 1st Generation. Pichu could only be bred into the game, as would Tyrogue, Igglybuff, Cleffa, Smoochum, Elekid, Magby. How would breeding work? Would it cost candy? Does this mean Pokémon would be assigned genders? Ditto would currently be a huge help in this endeavour.
Other evolutions from 1st Generation are Steelix, Scizor, Hitmontop, Crobat, Kingdra, Slowking, Blissey, Bellossom, Politoed, Espeon and Umbreon, Porygon 2. So many deal with trading, and item attachment. But we need to remember Alakazam, Machamp, Golem, and Gengar were all evolved by trading; in Pokémon Go all of these evolutions came purely by candy, so remove that idea from your mind.
All Evolution Stone evolutions also came by candy, so to me that would remove evolution with items attached too, alongside all new Evolution Stone evolutions. This making the Steelix, Scizor, Politoed, Kingdra, Slowking, and Poygon 2 trades botched by trades and items, and Politoed, Bellossom, and Slowking are botched by Evolution Stones.
The easiest way to see this without Niantic having to change the code for most of the game is... all evolutions coninuing my candy. How would they decide which Poliwhirl, Gloom, Slowpoke, Tyrogue, and Eevee would continue to go to? Same as the original Eevee.
I found the nickname trick worked for the first time I used each one. Then the seem to evolve to keep the quantity of evolutions Eevee by their number. Jolteon, Vaporeon, Flareon. If my find is correct, then the next evolutions could be decided by time of day, as the game - just like Google Maps - does change with day time and night time. So maybe they'll follow along that way once, or constantly for Espeon and Umbreon.
Tyrogue would need stat changers to be part of the game and evolve like on GameBoy. But again, that's going by the original games. It could be as simple as a bred Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan hatch a Tyrogue that evolves to a Hitmontop. Two Hitmonlee make a Tyrogue the evolves to Hitmonlee; two Hitmonchan hatch a Tyrogue that Evolves to a Hitmonchan. All - of course - by candy.
Eventually these things will have to come out. 2nd Generation shouldn't be too far off. Maybe Christmas time, if not sooner.
Oct 4, 2016
NFL Week IV
I've been a bit out of it; many apologies for not being back sooner. But ending Week 4, I think is time for me to try and pick the reigns back of this season.
Of course I'll start with New England; this being the last week without Tom Brady. Jimmy Garoppolo on his second week out with injury; Jacoby Bressett taking his second week in the spotlight. From what I saw this week it may have gotten to his head.
Patriots down 13-0 at the half to the Buffalo Bills. *shiver* And dropping the game 16-0. One of their last drives showing Brissett making a phenomenal pass to Martellus Bennett, getting them inside the Bills 10. Then Brissett leaving the collapsing pocket, not sure of where to throw, so he makes a dash and fumbling the unprotected football as he's hit. Then on the last drive getting sacked closer to his own 10.
Brissett seems to run very very hot, or very very cold. He was still slightly injured, and Garoppolo was still injured as well. On top of all this Brissett did decide to go jogging on the Bills side of the field in the pre-game. So a small pre-game scrum ensued. Brissett got a shove, but kept running. But as the quarterback of course he was defended by his teammates, and a member of the coaching staff.
With Brady back next week, I'm sure they'll have him back in the saddle. But with Bill Belichick... you never really know.
Critics saying that the Patriots will need to decided to either keep Brady or Garoppolo next season. They did sign Brady for a few more years last season, so time will tell.
Pittsburgh Steelers Big Ben Roethlisberger, is all I need to say. Long fucking bombs all day long. against the Kansas City Chiefs. And the Chiefs touchdown attempts had me literally laughing out loud. By far, it was the comedy of Week IV
Blaine Gabbert of the 49ers makes good use of his receivers. The rest of his offensive line is slightly unimpressive, as the game showed. If they had a better offense and maybe coaching staff for them, they may be able to make a force to be reckoned with this season.
In case we missed it, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are plagued with horrid quarterbacks. They were throwing interceptions on game day. Meanwhile, in a season where the Denver Broncos should be rebuilding after Peyton Manning retired post SuperBowl, and losing their second string Brock Osweiler to free agency and the Houston Texans, the Broncos are now 4-0.
Trevor Siemian I found very unimpressive. After his injury, and even though they Broncos were already leading against the Buccaneers, their newly drafted second string rookie stepped in. Paxton Lynch, my goodness. Something to behold that's for damn sure. Making a pass play for his first pay ever and completing it. As fans of football, we all need to keep an eye on this guy; if he doesn't run streaky, he could be the next big thing for someone. He could knock Siemian of his first string pedestal, or be eventually traded to or signed in free agency to another team. The memory of Brock Osweiler should be really fresh.
Los Angeles Rams (no longer St Louis) are clearly enjoying their new home. I don't have much more to say about the game. It didn't really draw my attention, but the receivers were playing amazing against the Arizona Cardinals.
Marshawn Lynch may have left the Seattle Seahawks and "retired from the NFL," but he still has yet to file his retirement papers. Even without him, Russel Wilson making good use of the Seahawks receivers. The pass plays the Seattle quarterback is making, are amazing.
Carolina Panthers were getting a right spanking by the Atlanta Falcons. The game looked a little closer by the end, but the Falcons had run the field on them all day long. Cam Newton surrendering quarterback duties before the game was through. They are not handling their SuperBowl loss well.
Holy Osweiler. The first part of the game Brock Osweiler was playing like an all-star; his game slowly fell apart towards the end. He just need a little work and polish I think, and he could become a good quarterback for the Texans. But time will tell if he has the right coaching staff and drive to become that player every team craves; a steady, reliable quarterback.
Of course I'll start with New England; this being the last week without Tom Brady. Jimmy Garoppolo on his second week out with injury; Jacoby Bressett taking his second week in the spotlight. From what I saw this week it may have gotten to his head.
Patriots down 13-0 at the half to the Buffalo Bills. *shiver* And dropping the game 16-0. One of their last drives showing Brissett making a phenomenal pass to Martellus Bennett, getting them inside the Bills 10. Then Brissett leaving the collapsing pocket, not sure of where to throw, so he makes a dash and fumbling the unprotected football as he's hit. Then on the last drive getting sacked closer to his own 10.
Brissett seems to run very very hot, or very very cold. He was still slightly injured, and Garoppolo was still injured as well. On top of all this Brissett did decide to go jogging on the Bills side of the field in the pre-game. So a small pre-game scrum ensued. Brissett got a shove, but kept running. But as the quarterback of course he was defended by his teammates, and a member of the coaching staff.
With Brady back next week, I'm sure they'll have him back in the saddle. But with Bill Belichick... you never really know.
Critics saying that the Patriots will need to decided to either keep Brady or Garoppolo next season. They did sign Brady for a few more years last season, so time will tell.
Pittsburgh Steelers Big Ben Roethlisberger, is all I need to say. Long fucking bombs all day long. against the Kansas City Chiefs. And the Chiefs touchdown attempts had me literally laughing out loud. By far, it was the comedy of Week IV
Blaine Gabbert of the 49ers makes good use of his receivers. The rest of his offensive line is slightly unimpressive, as the game showed. If they had a better offense and maybe coaching staff for them, they may be able to make a force to be reckoned with this season.
In case we missed it, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are plagued with horrid quarterbacks. They were throwing interceptions on game day. Meanwhile, in a season where the Denver Broncos should be rebuilding after Peyton Manning retired post SuperBowl, and losing their second string Brock Osweiler to free agency and the Houston Texans, the Broncos are now 4-0.
Trevor Siemian I found very unimpressive. After his injury, and even though they Broncos were already leading against the Buccaneers, their newly drafted second string rookie stepped in. Paxton Lynch, my goodness. Something to behold that's for damn sure. Making a pass play for his first pay ever and completing it. As fans of football, we all need to keep an eye on this guy; if he doesn't run streaky, he could be the next big thing for someone. He could knock Siemian of his first string pedestal, or be eventually traded to or signed in free agency to another team. The memory of Brock Osweiler should be really fresh.
Los Angeles Rams (no longer St Louis) are clearly enjoying their new home. I don't have much more to say about the game. It didn't really draw my attention, but the receivers were playing amazing against the Arizona Cardinals.
Marshawn Lynch may have left the Seattle Seahawks and "retired from the NFL," but he still has yet to file his retirement papers. Even without him, Russel Wilson making good use of the Seahawks receivers. The pass plays the Seattle quarterback is making, are amazing.
Carolina Panthers were getting a right spanking by the Atlanta Falcons. The game looked a little closer by the end, but the Falcons had run the field on them all day long. Cam Newton surrendering quarterback duties before the game was through. They are not handling their SuperBowl loss well.
Holy Osweiler. The first part of the game Brock Osweiler was playing like an all-star; his game slowly fell apart towards the end. He just need a little work and polish I think, and he could become a good quarterback for the Texans. But time will tell if he has the right coaching staff and drive to become that player every team craves; a steady, reliable quarterback.
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